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Walking my dog this morning, a drunk middle aged woman asked to use my phone so she can call someone to go pick her up. She had car troubles or something and the kid couldn’t go get her and she was all flustered. Not to mention the Jose Cuervo bottle in her purse had about a third left. It was 7:20am when this happened. Party on lady.

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girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father